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Red Bull: Desperate Measures
- Bush goes to the "barrio" to court black and latino voters.
- Bush announces more missions have been accomplished.
- Bush considers attacking a country with no oil-producing capacity.
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Veep Veep: Dick goes Ballistic
- Cheney cusses up a storm
- Bush offers tax cuts to upper upper middle class.
- Bush takes a bus to Ohio.
- Bush courts libertarians.
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Yeller: Scarification Tactics
- Ridge announces "hidden threats" yet to be reported.
- Limbaugh does Kerry impersonations in phone pranks.
- Designation of nations as "Axel of Evil"
- Photo ops with tanks and flags.
- Bush courts war hawks.
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Blue-Haired Ladies: Seducing the Ladies of the AARP
- Laura Bush knits.
- Jenna Bush goes into rehab.
- Bush offers to save your marriage.
- Speeches target Bible Thumpin' Biddies
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Green Backs: Big Oil Greases the Machine
- Frequent Ads feature Powell and Rice making out.
- Hearty hand pumping of donors.
- Bush BBQs on the ranch.
- Proposed Tax Cuts to Enron.
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